I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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