69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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