We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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