hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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