i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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