hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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