Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I cockslap morals
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
