she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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