how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you would pick up someone in the library
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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