i think my mom watched the whole time
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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