And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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