Well douche your snatch and let's go!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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