that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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