I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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