But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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