oh god the rape fog is back!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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