Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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