I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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