i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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