My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The air was thick with penises
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
