Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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