I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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