She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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