what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you had me at cake vodka
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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