stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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