she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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