Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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