So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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