i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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