I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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