watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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