Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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