Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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