I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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