i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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