I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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