your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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