I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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