I skipped work to stalk him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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