yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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