You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
where does the pee come out of this thing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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