Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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