Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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