the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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