he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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