my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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