Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
What a dumb baby whore.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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