am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
