why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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