Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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