That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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