I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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