He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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