I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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