but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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